Socialismo para todos!

Good Jobs for Everyone!:

Political leaders today want to think big. So in the spirit of Secretary Solis, here are some ideas for other cabinet secretaries needing a new and exciting vision:

• Secretary of Agriculture: Soaring crop prices for all farmers!
• Secretary of Commerce: Huge profits for every business!
• Secretary of Defense: More wars and fat contracts for all weapons makers!
• Secretary of Education: Straight As for all students!
• Secretary of Energy: Windmills for every family!
• Secretary of Health and Human Services: Huge portions but slim waists for all!
• Secretary of Housing: Granite countertops and Jacuzzis for every home!
• Secretary of Justice: Lawsuits for all accidents!
• Secretary of Transportation: High-speed subway trains for every village!
• Secretary of the Treasury: More IRS agents because someone has to pay for all this!