Please Stop

A peça é humorística mas destaca o imenso desperdício de talento humano que acontece quando o Estado decide apoiar indústrias em colapso — Please Stop Trying To Save Our Family Farm:

Shit, I'm 16 goddamn years old. I want to be in a rock band. I want to go to Indiana U. and spend spring break in Cancun. I want to live in a house with my friends Trevor and Jake, a house that has a couch on the front lawn and spray-paint scrawled on the sidewalk reading "Limp Bizkit" or "Fa$cism" or something.

But, no. Here I am in the middle of nowhere, having the quintessential Heartland experience while those goddamn do-gooders in Washington are lobbying for greater farm subsidies .. Why don't you spend your time saving the whales or the rainforests or the ozone layer or something. Just leave me the hell alone.